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ARMS Email System Page 1 of 1 (NOTES MAIL) RECORD TYPE: FEDERAL CREATOR: sloanj@anser.org ( sloanj@anser.org [ UNKNOWN ] ) CREATION DATE/TIME:10-JUL-1997 10:13:55.00 Mars Air Force Denies UFO Crash SUBJECT: AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH TO: Jason Y. Kim ( CN=Jason Y. Kim/OU=OSTP/O=EOP [ OSTP ] ) READ:UNKNOWN Web users, you can read a random joke from the archives just by bookmarking http://www.clari.net/cgi-bin/randomur1/rhf/jokes/masterlist TO: Dana_Johnson@rand.org ( Dana_Johnson@rand.

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ARMS Email System Page 1 of 1 (NOTES MAIL) RECORD TYPE: FEDERAL CREATOR: sloanj@anser.org ( sloanj@anser.org [ UNKNOWN ] ) CREATION DATE/TIME:10-JUL-1997 10:13:55.00 Mars Air Force Denies UFO Crash SUBJECT: AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH TO: Jason Y. Kim ( CN=Jason Y. Kim/OU=OSTP/O=EOP [ OSTP ] ) READ:UNKNOWN Web users, you can read a random joke from the archives just by bookmarking http://www.clari.net/cgi-bin/randomur1/rhf/jokes/masterlist TO: Dana_Johnson@rand.org ( Dana_Johnson@rand.org [ UNKNOWN ] ) READ:UNKNOWN The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ares Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles Marineris Daily Record with a story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop, "deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases". Minutes later, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the Daily Record telepathically to contradict the earlier report. TEXT: Subj ect: Breaking news story Date: Wed, 9 Jul 97 3:20:01 EDT From: griffith@netCQm.com (Jim Griffith) Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert, outside of Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft". General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were blatant fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas. But the general public has been slow to accept the Air Force's explanation of recent events, preferring to speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of the crash debris. Conspiracy theorists have condemned Rgrmrmy's statements as evidence of "an obvious government cover-up", pointing out that Mars has no swamps. Selected by Jim Griffith. MAIL your joke to funny@clari.net. Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. A Daemon will auto-reply. ARMS Email System Page 1 of 1 (NOTES MAIL) RECORD TYPE: FEDERAL CREATOR: msutton@phoenix.gvsp.usra.edu ( msutton@phoenix.gvsp.usra.edu [ UNKNOWN ] ) CREATION DATE/TIME:15-JUL-1997 15:30:36.00 HUMOR: UFO Crash on Mars! SUBJECT: TO: cyberearth@pobox.com ( cyberearth@pobox.com [ UNKNOWN ] ) READ:UNKNOWN TEXT: > AIR FORCE DENIES STORIES OF UFO CRASH > > Valles Marineris (MPI) - A spokesthing for Mars Air Force denounced as > false rumors that an alien space craft crashed in the desert, outside of > Ares Vallis on Friday. Appearing at a press conference today, General > Rgrmrmy The Lesser, stated that "the object was, in fact, a harmless > high-altitude weather balloon, not an alien spacecraft". > > The story broke late Friday night when a major stationed at nearby Ares > Vallis Air Force Base contacted the Valles Marineris Daily Record with a > story about a strange, balloon-shaped object which allegedly came down in > the nearby desert, "bouncing" several times before coming to a stop, > "deflating in a sudden explosion of alien gases". Minutes later, General > Rgrmrmy The Lesser contacted the Daily Record telepathically to contradict > the earlier report. General Rgrmrmy The Lesser stated that hysterical > stories of a detachable vehicle roaming across the Martian desert were > blatant fiction, provoked by incidences involving swamp gas. But the > general public has been slow to accept the Air Force's explanation of > recent events, preferring to speculate on the "other-worldly" nature of the > crash debris. Conspiracy theorists have condemned Rgrmrmy's statements as > evidence of "an obvious government cover-up", pointing out that Mars has no > swamps. > > >-------------------------------------------------------------------------- >Send subscription/unsubscription requests to humor-request@ief.itg.ti.com >-------------------------------------------------------- ARMS Email System Page 1 of 4 RECORD TYPE: FEDERAL (NOTES MAIL) CREATOR: CDR Will Miller <whmiller@m4.sprynet.com> ( CDR Will Miller <whmiller@m4.sp CREATION DATE/TIME: 8-MAY-1998 10:01:12.00 (Fwd) (Skyopen) Fw: UK Coast buzzed by 24,000mph UFO SUBJECT: ( bress@radar.nrl.navy.mil (Hank Bress) ( jtfe96@nemo.nosc.mil (Pat Browne)[ UNKN0W ( co@james.navy.mil (CO, USS Reuben Ja Best wishes,Will I Will: have you heard anything about this alleged event in the UK?SG Forwarded Message Forwarded Message Follows ------ Mon, 27 Apr 1998 14:58:00 -0400 "Steven M. Greer" <Dr_ET@compuserve.com> (Skyopen) Fw: UK Coast buzzed by 24,000mph UFO "Will H. Miller" <whmiller@sprynet.com> TO: calam@cna.org ( calam@cna.org [ UNKNOWN ] ) READ:UNKNOWN TO: Fred Wilson <elk_run@msn.com> ( Fred Wilson <elk_run@msn.com> [ UNKNOWN ] ) READ:UNKNOWN TO: jtfe96@nemo.nosc.mil (Pat Browne) READ:UNKNOWN TO: bress@radar.nrl.navy.mil (Hank Bress) READ:UNKNOWN TO: fabieng@cmdgrp.hqusareur.army.mil ( fabieng@cmdgrp.hqusareur.army.mil [ UNKNOWN READ:UNKNOWN TO: Roy Pe…

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Agency
National Archives and Records Administration
Classification
UNCLASSIFIED
Department
National Archives and Records Administration
Confidence60
Credibility70

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